"Sam or Sham is the question here. Although seemingly innocent, behind his false facade lies a power hungry, animal hating, book burning, opressor of the people who must be stopped! Although by making all this information known to the public I am in fact risking my own life, I feel as though the truth must be known before we are all doomed to his wrath."
-Anonymos
Truth
Commie Ball
Sam was recently spotted at the annual North Korean Commie Ball
Irresponsible
Sam has been known to drink and drive, but did you know he once did it with adolesence in the vehicle with him?
Opressor
Sam has been spotted on MULTIPLE occasions burning the books of the people.
Cruelty
Long known animal hater, Sam has actually been caught poisoning a poor defensless zebra.
Addiction
Habitual drug use has lead to impaired judgement and damaged brain cells.